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Let's Get Serious: ABC of conspiracy

Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate

Saddam Hussein

An internet theory claims that the only reason President Bush invaded Iraq was because he discovered Saddam Hussein had a “stargate”, which allowed instant travel between different parts of the universe.

It’s claimed that American forces targeted the device, which was hidden in a secret base near Al-Ouja, because Hussein was helping aliens use it to invade earth. The same website that came up with this conspiracy theory also claimed the Iraqi dictator was simultaneously breeding giant mutant scorpions.

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Jewish Coffee Infiltration

Starbuck

According to some people, the woman featured on the Starbuck’s logo is biblical Jewish heroine Queen Esther and a Jewish attempt to take over the world through coffee. Safwat Higazi, an Egyptian minister, went on Egyptian TV and adamantly declared: “This queen is Queen of the Jews. Can you believe that in Mecca, Medina, Cairo, Damascus, Kuwait and all over the Islamic world hangs the picture of Queen Esther and we buy her products? It is inconceivable!“

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Chemtrails = Death

Chemtrails

In 1996, a conspiracy theory surrounding the trails left behind by aircraft began to circulate. The theories claimed that these chemtrails were actually harmful chemicals planned to make humans less intelligent, weaker or less healthy. The Air Force, however, continues to deny these claims.

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The Dark Ages Never Happened

Dark Ages

This theory suggests that the period between AD 614 and 911, known as the Dark Ages, is either dated incorrectly or just never happened. Developed in 1991 by German historian Heribert Illig, this theory claimed that there isn’t a lot of evidence that dates back to the Dark Ages.

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Monster Energy Drink Is Subliminally Promoting 666

Monster

Monster energy drink has become one of the most-purchased energy drinks in North America, with its advertising of a super shot of energy for high adrenaline sports and activities. However, some people believe that this beverage is secretly promoting the Mark of the Beast in its logo.

Some blogs and websites have noticed that the logo is very similar to the Hebrew letter “Vav”. In the Hebrew alphabet, every letter has a corresponding number and Vav’s number is 6. Therefore the three Vavs in a row form 666, which is the Biblical number of the Beast. Religious believers claim 666 will be the official number of the Antichrist in the end times, so clearly, Monster energy drinks are promoting Satan.

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Aliens Are Among Us

Aliens

In 1954 the US President Eisenhower apparently held meetings with two sets of opponent aliens who asked him to obliterate America’s nuclear weapons. He refused to do this, and one set of aliens asked him to sign a treaty allowing the aliens to live on Earth, in exchange for sharing their advanced technology. He apparently agreed, even with their one condition – that the aliens would be allowed to sometimes kidnap humans to examine us, as long as we were left unharmed and our memories wiped.

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The Nazi’s Are Still Alive And Well…In Antarctica

Nazi

Allegedly, during World War II, Nazi scouts found something unreal underneath Antarctica. Apparently, it’s a series of tunnels that makes the underground area of the pole a nice place to live. There’s also some alien technology in there as well, and now the Nazi’s have it.

The speculation is that they are either waiting to take over the world, or they have run off with the aliens to create a race of alien-Nazi’s.

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Yoga Is Actually A Satanic Ritual

Yoga

According to senior clergyman Father Gabriele Amorth, once the Vatican’s chief exorcist, when you practice yoga, you’re actually performing a satanic ritual.

He believes that this spiritual mode of exercise and relaxation is actually a demonic abomination. He also believes JK Rowling’s novels promote a distorted belief in dark magic. He said, “Practising yoga is satanic. It leads to evil – just like reading Harry Potter.”

Despite being a ridiculous belief, people of religious circles still refuse to practice this form of exercise, and some don’t let their children read Harry Potter.

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The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Was Actually A Satanic Baptism Ritual

ALS

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge helped raise over $100 million for medical research, so it’s kind of difficult to find a fault with it — other than the fact that it was incredibly annoying on social media.

However, multiple conspiracy theorists found a very obvious flaw (how did we miss it?) with the ice bucket challenge – all the people you saw dumping cold water on their heads were actually baptizing themselves into Satan’s army. The only evidence behind this apparent plot was the fact that a ton of celebrities also took part in the challenge and, as we all know, celebrities are all a part of the Illuminati and want everyone dead.

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The Earth Is Hollow

Earth

For all these years we thought we were living on a lump of rock floating in space. But it turns out that the Earth is actually hollow – and every form of government has covered up this fact.

Those who believe in this theory also think that our planet has other worlds which can be accessed through giant, hidden holes scattered around the globe.

Adolf Hitler believed in this theory (only further proving its validity). Some people claim he found one of the holes and escaped through it at the end of World War II.

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